a Non Sequitur (Ch.2 v3.0): The Stain Boy

Thursday, July 07, 2005

The Stain Boy

Of all the super heroes,
the strangest one by far,
doesn't have a special power,
or drive a fancy car.

Next to Superman and Batman,
I guess he must seem tame.
But to me he is quite special,
and Stain Boy is his name.

He can't fly around tall buildings,
or outrun a speeding train.
The only talent he seems to have
is to leave a nasty stain.

Sometimes I know it bothers him,
that he can't run or swim or fly.
And because of this one ability,
his dry cleaning bill is sky-high.

Follow further adventures of the Stain Boy on Tim Burton's "Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories".

Trackbacked to Alaya's June 22th entry. Any news on 'Corpse Bride Movie' yet?

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Kasarung Jr. said...: Yes-yes, thanks for the tips. Now, will you excuse me please? I'm trying to take a shower here..; 07 July, 2005

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adjective: (1) Unable to find one's way, (2) no longer in the possession, care, or control of someone or something, (3) beyond reach, communication, influence, recovery or redemption. (4) nyasab.

verb: (1) To modify the manner or appearance of in order to prevent recognition, (2) To conceal or obscure by dissemblance or false show; misrepresent.

adjective: (1) Overlaid, spread, topped, wearing or fully covered with sarong

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“I found it too, you nut.”
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Realizing that all of his works here are mostly derivatives, and he stole much of his stuff anyway, he will have no objection if another being use any of his materials here elsewhere, that is as long as it is used under two terms (1) “As Is” and (2) “Fair Use”, whatever they both mean. He will be very glad if his work here is given a little nod. A simple “Hi” will also suffice.

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a Non Sequitur (Ch.2 v3.0)

Thursday, July 07, 2005

The Stain Boy

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